Lupron: I am Risa’s miserable company

Hello! Greetings!  Fight Club, anyone? I am on day five of Lupron injections. This is the medication that tells my ovaries to pipe the fuck down and be quiet.  I am done with birth control pills.  They were like the Marines: coming in first to No-Man’s-Land and paving the way…

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Going back to the beginning: Part two

So I think I have successfully waited long enough to keep those of you left hanging from literally not giving a damn because it has been so long since my initial post on the relationship between Chris and I. Read part one here. This story will take several “parts” to…

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Fun With Drug Paraphernalia!

Ladies… It. Has. Arrived. Ye giant ass box of drugs. Yes, we have Menopur, Gonal-F, sharps container, Lupron. And HCG, doxycycline, Estrace, and Valium. This is starting to sound like The Periodic Table Song. (No really, click on this. Scroll down and listen to the song. I for one, have…

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Trial transfer: Making sure my ute is up to par

In my last post, some of you have commented that you have never heard of Better Than Sex Cake. Wow. I highly suggest you make this cake if you never have.  It’s delicious. I don’t want anyone to be deceived, however. Coming from someone who is highly infertile myself, I…

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Super Sweet Blogging Award! How fitting, I just ate two s’mores.

My lovely Emily at Teach Me to Braid has nominated me for a Super Sweet Blogging Award. I may or may not be eating a third s’more right now in celebration of this. Thanks, Emily, for being so kind! Here are the rules Thank Emily (done) Answer 5 super sweet…

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